Are You Rapture Ready?

May 22, 2011 by Angela
Filed under Family Life, Humor, Lifestyle, religion

So are you rapture ready? Me and my homegirls decided to dress up in our hooker-best for the occasion! (That’s me all hooker-licious in the photo to the left) Gina got busy drinking the Shiner Bock, Vicki was sippin back on the UV Lemonade Vodka with Diet 7 Up and I started off with Fat Tire beer, rounded second with a Samuel Adams Boston logger, and last but not least made sure that my glass never reached empty on the cheap ass vodka I picked up at the Discount Liquor store down the road. Of course I gotz to mixed that stuff with a little Sierra Mist Natural. Geez, do I sound like a commercial?

The other day Noah tells me this strange news…”Mom” he said cracking a smile, “Did you know the world is going to end on Saturday?” I thought thought to myself “Why didn’t I get that memo?” You’d think that would be really important information right? It must be that damned computer of mine acting up again, because it never allowed through the memo that the world was going to hell in a hand basket. (Can you tell I’ve been partying a little tonight?) Ok, so yesterday Mr. Sexy news anchor Anderson Cooper comes on and talks about the end of the world and this is what he has to say:

And of course since the dreamy Coop said it, it must be true right? Anyway, as I said in the beginning of my post, we dressed in our hooker best, and decided to document the whole thing from beginning to end. Only one problem…we were never taken up like Harold Camping said would happen. I thought for sure I was on the right track when we put on our make up, got a good buzz going and had a LOT of fun taking all the pictures. I was hoping for a little levitation, but that never happened as you can see from the photos that will follow. What did we do wrong ya’ll? Maybe I didn’t drink heavily enough to watch something float! Why do I say that? Well, because you have to be totally drunk or high to believe that God would set a date for the end of the world. Shit, even I got that memo!

We had sooooo much fun though, I must say. Thanks Uncle Jack for inspiring us to dress like hookers, drink like lushes and hope for the best! Here are some photos of our night LOL ENJOY!